like whoah

step 1: hear about sherman alexie at the 2006 diversity conference in seattle, realize he is funny

step 2: see a kickass book cover in the library, realize it is sheman alexie

step 3: read it, cry, love it, read his other stuff, cry, love it

step 4: con friend into making shirts so you can split the $$ for spray paint

step 5: stencil and spray paint kick ass shirt of kick ass book, yours is supremely better than your "friend's"

step 6: wear shirt to guest lecture he is giving, have him notice you from afar and have him come to you with arms open and jaw dropped saying, "whoah!!!" He is very impressed.

step 7: he then calls you his favorite people and asks another lady to use his cellphone to take a picture of you with him  (you know that lady was shitting her pants that he asked her to take the picture) and you know he's gonna show that picture to his wife

step 8: everybody is jealous and they ask you where you got your Flight t-shirts.  haha MADE 'EM BITCHES!!!

step 9: you ask him to sign your shirt.  he feels uncomfortable about signing the boob, but does so on the stomach.  Sherman Alexie seems pretty flustered and says "you have good abs...wow you have great abs" while signing your 'abs'

step 10: jizz your pants for the next twenty four hours.

rachael: its like when you went to see nickel creek and they were all flipping a shit because you drew them.