HAPPY NEW YEAR!! 新年快乐！恭喜发财！

(disclaimer: the following picture is slightly disturbing, but i LOVE IT and it is a picture of my two friends walter and zinan, and walter is forcing zinan to suck this big black man's big black dick)

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR TOMORROW!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!  ahahahah.

okay so last night we went to the ag frat: aka the agriculture school frat.  and OH MY GOD FARMERS ARE AWESOME.  they are just really laid back, cool, hippy people who smoke pot all the time!!  its like in Harold and Kumar II escape from guantanamo bay when they meet that farmer who smokes weed and they're like: what? farmers smoke weed?  and the farmer says: well yeah!  ever try farming not high?  bored as shit.  

hahahah.  oh my god. okay.  and classes for me just started unt week ago. so i haven't gotten good at doodling yet but i will.

also in  one of the doodles i doodled my dad by accident!  and the batman is NOT original, its from the long halloween.  

LOVESS YOU!!!

p.s. dakota: don't date rachael! its not right!

*warning: no actual art contained in this entry

(Yay! Ashley has joined the blog!)
First of all, I didn't see nearly enough of you bitches over break. Unacceptable.
At any rate, I've received various requests to show pictures of my living space here at Reed, and since I have very little else (that I want) to do at the moment...
My intimidating sign.

My (habitually messy) room. I tend to rearrange the furniture when I'm really stressed out, so don't be surprised if this arrangement changes on a regular basis.
I set my bed really high off the ground, so I actually have to jump to get in/out of it. But I do have a plethora of hot men watching over me at night.
I spend the majority of my time at my desk. Consequently, I have developed a deep, meaningful relationship with Penelope Cruz's cleavage. And Ethan Hawke.
Welcome to Scholz II - Mediaphilia!
Common room for the floor + dorky dormmates playing Magic.
Lurv.
This is me. You remember me, right?

And other miscellaneous crap:

I saw this pillow at a furniture store in Costa Mesa. I kind of wanted it.

Also, I made dinner for my family on my last night at home, and I'm pretty proud of it...
Couscous.
Orzo with grilled vegetables.
Chicken skewers (these actually sucked because I used breast meat instead of thigh meat, so it came out inedibly dry. But they looked nice).
Grilled salmon.

Anyway, that's the update from the farm. Over and out.

'Ello Bloggers!

Yo! Hope everyone got back safely. I'm actually still enjoying the big bright burning boiling bastard sun of California. (Sorry sun, I still love you....sometimes....) I thought I'd better start adding some stuff to this doodlewall cause I noticed it lacked a lot of excitement without me. (That was my poor attempt of trying to be portentous) So here goes one thing. This was "gorilla" art I did in my dorm work-out room.

Yes...that is a fetus. I love fetuses. Big juicy fetuses. (>.<)v yay!

two finals down, two to go! woooo.
okay, so i was doing my traditional end-of-semester purging of my living space, and i found some old comic pages i had discarded (don't worry, i am now keeping them all in a folder, even if i am never going to use them) and i was reminded of why i've resisted doing a graphic novel for so long. the medium requires consistency, which i severely lack.
exhibit a:
these are pages that i did a couple of weeks before i moved out of my room in huntington beach.
this is a page i did a couple of weeks into classes at reed:
these are a part of a relatively lengthy effort sustained over the past several weeks:
yet another sylistic change:


up to my most current endeavor, whereupon i switched over from the pain in the ass that is trying to keep a slew of loose leaf bristol board pages in one place to a sketchbook:


thus concludes my argument as to why rachael should never be a professional graphic novelist of any kind.

the end.

i would send this to you on facebook, but i've banned myself from using it until finals are over (it probably won't help much, but it can't possibly hurt).
anyway, i'm not much into the optical illusions thing, but i thought this was really cool:
http://www.2loop.com/3drooms.html
hope you guys are doing well. good luck on finals! can't wait to see all of you!

puppets

Remember when Allison said she was the only one who ever posted....

Dont tell me you guys are to busy with finals to post shit...

Some doodle from my sketchbook. Its kindof an idea for a 2D prodject I am doing about Michigan.... I guess youll see when Im done...

Part of my 12 hour self portrait. 1 Hour down... I dont know how to fit 12 hours into this shit.

A bigger part of my Michigan project...

My optical illusion on a puzzle. I am not super happy with it, but enough. Since its on a puzzle and I cant use it for my portfolio, I dont feel like spending too much time on it. Also, its for my 3D class, which blows anyway.

My side of the room. On my wall I have monster sex pictures, pictures of my siblings, posters of james dean adn some kid names barazani, and on the ceiling are all these old japanese karate comic covers. I got like 50 of them for 5 bucks.

Read backwards, assholes. I am Leonardo Da Vinci, with all my writing backwards...I MISS YOU BITCHESSSSSSSSSS...

Fuck you, I am posting.

St. Augustine, the horniest saint. I love that he said this...

The Golden Compass is just the raddest thing ever. I want a daemon. Lyra is just about the coolest kid ever. Shes a little snot nosed liar. Also, I love when Pan is an ermine. You know, I learned something. Illustration is just fanart. I dont have to be all "I am drawing fanart..." I can be all "I am illustrating this book." Different.

David and Goliath. David gives me a total boner. I love Donatellos David. Its about the most erotic thing I have ever seen. Look it up. (I think the only thing I talk about on this blog is stuff I think is hot, and it is ussually biblical stuff. Weird.) Also, Michelangelos Davids hands are AMAZING! I understand the attraction to veiny hands/arms, and men now.

I drew these in English class, and tried to keep my hand over his little boy penis, so I wouldnt be arrested or something.

I decided to try to make an optical illusion for my class. This is my first draft. It eventually will be a face (preferably Jesus) which turns into the scene of Mary ande Gabriel in Anunciation. I need to focus less on the scene and more on the face...

Oh nooooo. FanArt. This dude from my favorite online comic, Goodbye Chains. Its good. Its a western about this communist dude who is trying to stop the spread of capitalism in the west by blowing shit up. Also, he is friends with a mexican bank robber (its a western, you have to have bank robbers). Will they shebang? Who knows, but I have my fingers crossed.

WTF. IDK. (OMG chatspeak!)

I told you guys i'd end up being the only person who posts on this thing

I made this.  i cut the face out of the new york times.  its really creepy when i move my eyes.  

p.s. dakota, i got your letter and i would call you to talk about it but...wait...i already did...and your phone has been turned off for the past two days.

The President Elect

I really like this for some reason.  Also i think it's depressing.  The sign says 'happy birthday mom!!'

I really like this one too, with the hands.

Have any of you guys noticed the startling similarities between our 'president elect' Barack Obama, and the pokemon gym leader Brock?  First of all there is the name.  It's like the same name.  Second of all they are both black (this is arguable, but they both have brown skin anyways).  Thirdly their fathers ran away when they were young.  THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON.  Brock is going to be our president.