Allison's redneck adventure:
as you guys are aware of, my aunt married a redneck. thus i have a redneck extended family, whom i stayed with for most of thanksgiving break. I spent most of the time being depressed about my pro-military-the-human-race-deserves-to-die-all-they-do-is-hate-even-you-hate-me-allison-i-am-going-to-die-for-my-country, previously really-sweet-considerate-chivalrous-fun-talk-to-for-hours-best-buddy cousin sean, but the other times i was doing redneck things like helping neighbors hang dead dears they shot. one of them was a six point and it was so beautiful. even though it was gutted already and blood was dripping out of its mouth it was still gorgeous. is that weird? i mean part of it being beautiful was its long neck and how limp it was. i guess that is kindof weird. plus (i told you already) i shot guns.
(pictured below from left to right) the shells of the guns i shot:
12 gauge shotgun, AK47, 45 XD pistol (what liz shoots in hellboy II), 380 pistol, 22 long rifle and pistol. (the rifle and pistol shot the same caliber bullets so i only took one shell for those two guns)
This is from life. It shouldn't count as a doodle since i spent at least an hour on it, but i am really proud of myself so i'm putting it up. it looks even better in real life, i can't wait to show it to you guys when i come home. this gun belonged to my cousin's grandfather. it is a real cowboy gun and it shot the .22 cal which is the smallest shell i am holding in my hand in the above picture. I was so in the zone when i was drawing this. eventually i didn't even see the gun, all i saw were so many lines and colors. Actually, i didn't like that, staring at it so long that all i saw were lines. Even though it made me draw better, the gun lost its meaning while i was drawing it and it became only lines and shapes.
so it was like four am and i was experimentin with negative pictures in the dark. and guess what? i'm so scary in negative in the dark! look at how scary i am! its like a japanese horror movie! just imagine this head like, coming out of your toilet.
I look like an anime character in this one don't i? isn't that weird? I look like tidus on the cover of ffx.
The snake is saying, 'hehehe' i think this is so silly. i love it. this is also from my latin homework. Sometimes when i am supposed to be doing my homework and drawing instead, i think to myself, "if what i really like to do is draw, then instead of doing homework i should take art class or go to art school." but then i remember that i slacked off in art lab too.
This is from a few months ago. You guys, i am a wonder with a black pen.
In Latin today i just kept drawing delicious cinnamon rolls. i actually don't like cinnamon rolls when they have icing on top, but i drew icing anyways. Sorry this is hard to see. i drew it really small and my camera sucks.
i love you guys! just two more weeks and then we'll all be together again! i miss you. miss you. miss you. miss you. and love you. love you. love you.
-the divine ms. m
Holy shit. That gun is so good. I love it. I love it. I love it.
ReplyDeleteShit, you do look like an anime character.
Who is Ms. M?
I am really amazed at the knight. Did you do that with a marker, or pen or what? Did you do a pencil sketch? How do you know what the fuck armor looks like?
its bette midler bitch. i have been calling you all day. why you no turn on your phone? you with jamal?
ReplyDeleteyeah i'm so proud of the gun! i think mr. mcmahon will be proud too, but in all likelihood he will probably just look at it, nod, and say "hm good."
the knight is pen. i did not pencil sketch it. i was doing that thing YOU do where you use black and then leave parts white to show highlights. and i don't know what the fuck armor looks like. if you look at it that armor is really unrealistic. on his legs its like shiny pads attached somehow to chain mail.
can we tell adam about the doodleblog? i think he would like it.