Lots of stuff...

Okay, first off, here is the T Shirt we made McMahon as a wedding present.

It took way longer to make then I thought it would. But I like it, and I think Allison likes it, and thats all that matters.

These next are just some sketchbook doodles.

Planning for Kelly Boharts Tatoo book. You know those Navy Pinup girl tatoos? I wanted to do a little Navy Tatoo boy.

Cowperson. Just wanted to draw the clothes.

A sketchbook page. I like the mustache man.

Done of the third baseman and shortstop at and Angels game. I love the way they stand when nothing is happening. The rest their mit on their hip, and lean and kick around like their bored. They are so casual, but on TV and in front of so many people!

More Angels.

Umpire and the Indians catcher. Can you believe they still have a team called the Indians? Their logo is so racist! And their is another team called the Redskins. I cant believe it.

A guy next to us watching the game. I liked the odd shape of his head.

For Kelly Boharts Tatoo/Body Art book. This one is about Scarification, which kind of totally turns me on. Not in a gothish morbid way, but in a kind of ignorant exotic way.

Another for Kellys book, of a Navy Boy. I love Navy tatoos.

Another Navy tatoo, of a mermaid. She came out looking younger then I wanted so I added the cheekbone line to make her look older, but it didnt work.

One more for Kelly. I love ships. I wish I could sail on one. I daydreamed about being on a ship like this in the late 16-early 17th century in Jamaica (I'm reading a book about buccaneers) and it had preoccupied my daydreams for almost 2 years, and then I realized I would have been allowed on the ship, because I'm a girl. I could do drag, but if they found out I would probably be raped and marooned, and I probably would be caught.

Also, I dont think I could actually kill anyone of rob the Spanish ships and do all the hardcore stuff they did.

Okay, now some old stuff I forgot to ever post. This next one is about the Rorshach test, which I was really into for a week or so, and took like 20 times. It's a two side of the paper peice.

Thats what I saw in that shape. I saw scary lesbians in at least 3 of them. Not sexy ones. Scary ones.

This is a redrawing of something I did in art lab. I thought I would try to do it better, cause I like the idea. I like this ok, but I want to do another one someday maybe. I dont know why the idea of leaving money in the man you killeds mouth is so intruiging to me. But it is.

Actually, I still like this one. I drew it months ago, and I ussually dont like stuff I did more then a week ago.

what the hell

this is what ashley and i did at the beach yesterday.

some jerk with a family decided to build fancy sand castles right next to us, starting a bitter rivalry. His kid stepped on our salamander.

Ashley is a sexy cat.

its almost not worth it to post anything these days since you sillies don't go on here very often.

dropping the kids off at the pool. aka MAJOR dump

Some of these pictures turned out blurry and i was too lazy to take them again focused.  sorry.

This is amanda's character, flint westward again.  She named him that because it sounds like clint eastwood.  also this is very phallic unintentionally.

random weird doodle

have i told you i'm a little bit really into Dexter?  you can watch it online.  he kills people.

I bought a wonder woman coloring book for a dollar and decided to learn how to draw wonder woman.  started out really hard to do as can be seen by my terrible wonder woman drawings.

Then i figured out that it's a lot easier if you use pencil first and pen later.

This wonder woman got a splot of red paint on her so i turned it into some kindof patriotic fireworks wonder woman.  

No matter what i do, wonder woman is still a slut.

Amanda said this was creepy.  I guess i agree.

yeah i know his head is too big for his body.

I asked amanda to draw me at a restaurant and this is what she did.  i know i brag about amanda all the time but i thought it was really good.  i still can't believe that she used negative space to do my nose.  also it was so small and she used crayon!  impressed.

i was in a stationary store and i saw all these cards that just had drawings like this on them.  they're so stupid and indie and so easy to do.  people make money making stuff like this little girl.  its ridiculous.  its just printed on nice paper.

Speaking of indie...

THE END

More Pin Ups

Since his roomate moved in, my daddy no longer dreads his commute.

It was pretty fun to draw the car on this one, but kind of hard too. It's not a real car either, just based on 50's cars in general. Also, I was faced with a anatomical and clothing question in this. If you are a boy, laying like this, does your dick lay on your stomach? Does it depend how tight your underwear is. Would it stick out of your underwear? I didnt know who to ask.

My daddy's roomate always helps with the cleaning.

I am not so happy with this one Too white. I need to do black and white tile, or something, but I havent figured out how to do that and not ruin it. Also, this one, with the hair back in the bandana, looks exactly like one of my animation friends from CCA. One of my gay animation friends, who talks in this kind of feminine way that kind of turns me on (remember Danny Lee, Allison?), and I totally made it look like him on accident.

Another creepy note, my sister has underwear like that, and that is what gave me the idea for it. It cute on a 3 year old girl, but a boy who is... I dont know how old he is. Legal, hopefully.

what what? (in the butt)

So today at work i had to work the satellite which basically means waaay the fuck out into the middle of nowhere at the end of the theater where nobody ever goes.  so i just sat behind a register for 8 hours and sold stuff to like 15 people tops.  aaanyways i was really bored and i drew on these cardboard things we punch out from boxes that hold drinks.  if you look at it left to right its like a panorama of what i was looking at all day.

Also i drew my first nude.  Dakota's been telling me all along that i need to learn to draw a nude but i don't know where to find them.  i took a shower and saw myself in the mirror and was like, well here's a nude right there. so i drew me naked.  it turned out pretty good (the body, not the face).  so good that i can't post it because it'd be like posting nude photos of myself on the internet.  But sometime in the course of the drawing i had this weird thought where i thought 'gee, naked sure is interesting.  i wish i could draw rachael naked.' and then i felt unfair and was like, well what about dakota and then i realized that i wanted to see all you guys naked in a totally nonsexual way.  i just wanted to.  sorry if that is overstepping the line, but if you don't think that's overstepping the line, lets get together and get naked and draw each other!

Fine, you guilted me into it.

o hay rachael did a painting.

also: golden.

Fuck You Bastards I have been drawing.

Daddy's New Roomate

So I have been drawing pin up boys for the past couple of days. They have turned into themed pin ups called Daddy's New Roomate. I like the last one best, and have enjoyed drawing ambigous boobs. I am going to make it into a childrens book.

Read--->

Daddy has a new roomate.

Daddy enjoys his roomates cooking.His new roomate is very smart.
Perhaps in the future he will help clean his house, hog the bathroom, etc.

Anyway, more doodles.

A ship.

A boy.

Oscar Wilde and Bosie.

A dude.

My sister.

Some kids.

A whirling dervish and a boy with sweet tits.

Dakota, Rachael, and Ashley are slackers.

This first image is a comic Amanda made in response to a summer camp homework question: Is it good to be a dreamer?  I don't think she answered the question very well but i like her comic.  The main character is dreaming he is in a western and named 'Flint Westward'.  She named him that because it sounded like Clint Eastwood.  Anyways i liked his character design with the astroboy-like hair and all.  And I really liked the third and fourth panels.  the third one is just from a great angle and it looks so funny and then followed up by the fourth one where his hair is stuck to his face from sleeping on it and he looks so shocked, its just great.

So randomly i was inspired to redraw it, but i basically only did the first two rows because after those rows I think she got tired since from that point on she only draws faces and words...and like one door.  Also the first two lines is almost a complete story in itself.  I mean, i think it works well.  I tried to keep it in her style too.

I actually think i had the most fun experimenting with changing up the panels and stuff.

Okay i gave really lengthier explanations than i needed to but wtv.  Also i am the LAST FEW POSTS.  I know dakota is doing art.  ashley and rachael... I don't know but show me the money!

REVIVAL OF THE FITTEST

ummm doodles.  yeah. 

this one started as me trying to use my new rapido graph pen but then i don't know what happened.  in the middle i decided to make it be someone wearing really unmatching colors and then by the end it turned really asian.  also i spelled peace wrong on purpose.

also i've been thinking of documenting/drawing/writing about what happened on my birthday this year starting with what i remember and then going on later to what i heard happened from the people i was with, I started with the very begining which is what i was wearing that day, which i remember, mostly because i had to spend a few hours cleaning the vomit off. 

[don't judge my underwear please]

the end.